just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
