i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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