How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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