We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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