Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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