i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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