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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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