So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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