I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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