You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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