Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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