i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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