After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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