I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
