Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
