love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i've created a new STD.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
