i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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