It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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