can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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