I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's never too late to be topless.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
