A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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