i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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