remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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