Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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