Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry erinmeng hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

No

Fav 34 2294 1262
share tweet
(310): View more from California

Sorry I couldn't get my dick out

Fav 22 1158 6636
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

Fav 53 2432 14343
share tweet
(859): View more from Kentucky

You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy

Fav 2 2271 875
share tweet
(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

(906): View more from Michigan

Omg sara

(920): View more from Wisconsin

I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

Fav 8 1912 818
share tweet
(916): View more from California

It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?

Fav 2 1269 651
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him

Fav 0 1145 679
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion

Fav 0 77 13
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(970): View more from Colorado

Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.

Fav 0 36 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT