So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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