Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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