She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
