If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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