Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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