More tranny stories later!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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