So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We are two peas in an std pod
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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