Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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