I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
soo... how was my night?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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