Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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