your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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