Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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