i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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