i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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