I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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