He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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