Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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