Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You may now shotgun with the bride
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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