I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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