they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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