ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
only you would photoshop your dick
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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