I want to make a zoo with you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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