Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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