Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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