My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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