my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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