Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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