I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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