Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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