just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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