i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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