I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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